The mediocre life isn't so bad...
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I’ve been pitching this idea to my parents for years, they just laughed. I WANT THIS IN MY FUTURE HOME, DAMNIT.

andrewbravener:

I’ve been pitching this idea to my parents for years, they just laughed. I WANT THIS IN MY FUTURE HOME, DAMNIT.

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there’s a grave in my house

every other morning i hear various creatures trapped in my chimney. i hate to hear them starve to death, yet i’m afraid that if i open the trap (for the first time in 10 years) that my house will become infested with a new sort of plague. this really sucks. sorry animals!!! you’re stuck in a chimney grave now. plea…se stop crying and moving audibly. i feel horrible.